Junkie 4,000! Hail England!

in

Junkie #4,000Hailing from Scunthorpe, North Lincolinshire in the UK, Matthias Liley is the officlal Junkie #4,000. A nice little international flare, which is good, because Scunthorpe (like every other city) will also be destroyed in the Sigler Ascension. Sorry about that, Matthias, but them's the breaks.

In a nice turn of events, Junkie #4,000 listed his picture and all his info, as a good Junkie should. 

Junkies Are Like Rock-Em Sock-Em

This is a pretty big deal, Junkies. A dedicated army, 4,000 strong. This is a huge number for a realtively unknown author. It's like having 4,000 Rock-em Sock-em Robots at your disposal. Many, many more listen to the stories and enjoy them, but you brave 4,000 are the Shock Troops of Siglerism! HAIL!

 

to bad

Pjotr NL's picture

we didn't make the august deadline Scott had hoped for

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


But we did

Wolf's picture

according to the calender Scott uses. 

"+5 for me"


Matthias

MuchAdo's picture

come on admit it!  You were sitting in the wings waiting to be number 4000!  I've been in your mind - Sigler taught me how!!!!!  Always remember and don't ever forget - you can never leave us now!!!!!!!!  Welcome!

"Even crazy people sometimes base their fiction on an ounce of truth" -S. Sigler


Welcome

Jo Ann's picture
Congrats Matthias! Cool

ohhhhhhh

Delhome's picture

can me and Sly go hunting now???

"Freedom isn't free." Virak the Mean

North Carolina is where Sigler belongs....


All 4,000 of us junkies,

All 4,000 of us junkies, dedicated to you...my king. *goes hunting*

Yeesssssssss!

Gmork's picture

More Junkies...more Rock-em Sock-em Robots!

Welcome Matthias!


Congrats Matthias Liley!

floridagirl99k's picture
Congrats on finally joining the cool crowd.

Welcome to the Siglerocolypse!

sMUTgREMLIN's picture

 

keep your seat backs and tray tables in their upright and locked positions, calmly bend over, put your head between your knees, AND KISS YOUR A** GOODBYE!!  THE END IS NIGH!

also please observe that the no smoking sign will remain lit for the duration.

 

Assasins do it from behind


And the Army keeps growing!

SlackerQueen's picture
And the day Sigler attacks, no one will know what hit them! I just pray my death will be quick...


The more the merrier...

And I'd like to think that when the end comes near, the FDO will remember that I leant him my pen during the Parsecs and have mercy (and kill me near the beginning).

Tactics

BarbaraJ's picture
I would have begged the FDO to *keep* my pen rather than make him give it back.
No quick death for you!
Tastes Like Chicken

Pens do buy quick deaths

scottsigler's picture
It's true. If the FDO™ borrows your pen, it can shave as much as 5-10 minutes off of the time it takes you to die.

Note to self

Wolf's picture

Send FDO a box of pens, four cases beer, 1 bottle of Tequila, a pooper scooper, some Massengil and a scissor sharpener. 

 

Just Dew it!


"some Massengil"

treed's picture

LOL Wolf!

tsolo888's picture

That's good stuff...Tsolo888 <AKA Cpt. Travis Ellis> - Out, Click here to Digg Infected


More uk junkies HURRAY! Welcome to siglerisum!

davielad's picture

I LOVE THIS S**T!! GIVE ME MY FIX!

mmmmmm.........Its good to be a junkie! Congrats mate!  


he he congrates

redhedtexan's picture

hell if it taste like chicken,bring me chicken!

                                                    rodney carigton


cool

Pjotr NL's picture

congrtulations matthias

[1st Dutch junkie] All that matters is getting my fix.


Welcome to the fold, Matthias!

Wolf's picture

20 Crackhits for you. 

 

Just Dew it!


Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.

Post new comment

The content of this field is kept private and will not be shown publicly.
  • Web page addresses and e-mail addresses turn into links automatically.
  • Allowed HTML tags: <a> <em> <vspace> <hspace> <strong> <cite> <code> <ul> <ol> <li> <dl> <dt> <dd> <img> <span> <center> <div> <p> <br> <b> <i> <u>
  • You can display your Xbox Live Gamertag by typing [gamertag:id]
  • Insert Flickr images: [flickr-photo:id=230452326,size=s] or [flickr-photoset:id=72157594262419167,size=m].

More information about formatting options

CAPTCHA
This question is for testing whether you are a human visitor and to prevent automated spam submissions.
Syndicate content