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Click here to download NOCTURNAL Episode #37

IN THIS EPISODE:
Fifty-seven full minutes of episode -- Bryan has a bad day, Pookie sacks up, Amy deals and Dimitri makes his move.

LONG-WIND WARNING:
Between Scott's rants and a long "story so far" by J.C. Hutchins (a noted enemy of Siglerism), there's about eight minutes of intro in this bad boy. Hey, you got 57 minutes of story, so as Richard Pryor once said, have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.

PODCASTS MENTIONED IN THIS EPISODE:
• The Podcasts of Mike Bennett
• 7th Son Trilogy
• 7th Son: Obsidian (including Scott's story EUSOCIAL NETWORKING)

DVD Front CoverStrapped for cash this Christmas? Black Friday just piss you off? I've got your economic stimulus right here, just lets me whips dis out: How about 50 hours of Sigler stories in a do-it-yourself DVD? The ultimate stocking stuffer to your fiction-loving friends and family for just a couple of bucks.

We put this up last year, but since we've added so many Junkies since then, and since the economy is taking it right up the rear entrance we're bring it back. (Click the headline for this post, or the "read more" link to see what you get in your 50-hour audiobook Sigstravaganza).

Hello? Is this the Gore Line? I have this weird feeling that they are out to get me.Click here to download the Goreline: Thanksgiving '08 episode

Happy Thanksgiving, Junkies! The FDO™ thinks that Thanksgiving is actually the goriest holiday of them all, so why not bust out some of your Goreline calls? No story in this episode, but some great Junkie feedback and a wee little rant about the Twelve Days of Christmas and that friggin' pear tree ...

Click here to download the Sigler Stank II: CONTAGIOUS tour dates annoucement

Attention!! It is time to fetch your planners and pens. Not pencils, because you do not "pencil in" the FDO™ ... you put that shit in pen, or you just break down and tattoo it on your arm so you won't forget. Bars will be determined on a city-by-city basis. 

Click here to download NOCTURNAL Episode #36

We're almost done, Junkies -- this is the second-to-last episode in this sprawling tale of evolution gone wrong. San Francisco will never be the same. One more episode coming up next week, and then the story of Bryan, Pookie, Rex, Amy, Lanza and Vasiloff is over.

IN THIS EPISODE:
Rex's plan finally comes together as the SS Jeremiah O'Brien departs. Frank Lanza and Dimitri Vassiloff are on board, as are their lieutenants. Bryan and Pookie race to board the ship before it departs, but will they make it on time? 

THE VIDEO TOUR OF THE S.S. JEREMIAH O'BRIEN
Want to see what that ship looks like? >Click here.

PODCASTS MENTIONED IN THIS EPISODE
Andy Remic's Spiral, a free podcast novel >Click here.

FDO™ got to Santa: so he can get to you, smart-guy.Okay Junkies, I know most of you are buying CONTAGIOUS on Dec. 30, or racking up multiple pre-order copies, so to show my appreciation I'm going to give you the Twelve Days of Sigmas. Starting Dec. 25, twelve straight days of new content, including blasts from the past and some heavy hitters you've been bitching about for forever and a day. The FDO™ will dominate your Holiday Season! (Click the headline for this post, or the "read more" link to see what the Twelve Days of Sigmas will get you).

 Click here to download THE CRYPT: RECRUIT YOLANDA SMITH

Junkies, howdy-ho. I'm still in Michigan handling famliy biz-nass. I thought I'd try out my portable recording rig and see if it measured up to your listening standards. My guinea pig? Another CRYPT story, this time the sad tale of Yolanda Smith. When you is a ho, the pimp always wins. This is your first peek inside the PUV James Keeling. Just a peek, mind you, the FDO™ wouldn't want to hike up his skirt and show you the good stuff all at once.

This episode of THE CRYPT was co-written by Tabitha "Tabz" Smith, world-famous for her work on Buffy Between the Lines. If you're a Buffy fan, you simply must check out this podcast. Turns out Tabz can kick out some semi-twisted concepts of her own, as evidenced by this story.

Eric Bernt: He now know's he is marked for doom ...INFECTED movie: Coming not-so-soon to a theater near youClick here to download the interview with Eric Bernt

I had a chance to zip down to Los Angeles and meet Eric Bernt, the screenwriter for the INFECTED movie. It was a good time, but then I put him on the spot with Junkie questions about the movie. We discussed the filming process, special effects for the triangles, the use of puppies to get that coveted, family friendly G-rating, and when we can expect to see INFECTED in theaters (if at all, many hurdles yet to overcome).